Chapter One

 The Man's first name was Spencer.  He had two sacks. Oftentimes he would 
 occasion the bar, sacks in hand, telling of his travels in Jacksonville.  
 But mind you, no one listened to old man Spencer's tales...because he 
 spoke in Lebanese. Everyone is Finnish. They lived in Boston.

 Chapter Two

 The man was named Steven.  He had enough marbles to fill two whole sacks.
 Oftentimes he would occasion the bar, marbles in hand, telling of his 
 travels in Louisville.  But mind you, no one listened to old man Steven, 
 because they had no ears. They lived in Boston.

 Chapter Three

 A woodsman carrying wood to the bar in Boston. He opens the door. He 
 walks inside.

 Chapter Four

 The man's name was Bruno and he had two logs of wood. Oftentimes he would
 occasion the bar naked.  He shakes his logs at the bar-men furiously. 
 They are naked.  They laugh at Bruno. Hey, what's he doing with them sticks  
 anyway? He lived in Boston in a lean-to.

 Chapter Five

 It was kinda hot in the bar that day.  It was Tuesday.  It was in Boston.
 Naked.  Spencer looked at a man in the corner and laughed because he had a
 bunch of marbles. "I'm laughing at that guy because he has a bunch of 
 marbles" he said.

 Chapter Six

 Steven saw a man with two sacks laughing at him.  He gave that man the 
 finger. "I am giving that man the finger because he is laughing at me and 
 he has two ugly sacks." He said.
 
 Far off in the night, a child of darkness was born.  The clock strikes 
 twelve and the world cries.  It strikes twelve oh one and the hush has 
 settled.

 Chapter Seven

 Bruno shakes his logs furiously at the two weird naked guys in the bar.
 "I am shaking my logs furiously at those two men because one of them is
 laughing at the other, and one is giving the finger to the first guy." He 
 said.

 Chapter Eight

 The Barmen, in their nakedness, didn't understand; they had no ears. "We 
 do not understand because we got no ears." They said.

 Chapter Nine (Five Years Later...) 

 One Bar-man says to the other: "Hey, what were those guys doin' in here 
 five years ago?" The other guy didn't understand.  He had no ears.  "I 
 don't understand because I have no ears." He said.

 Chapter Ten

 Spencer won the lotto and moved to Tennessee, where everything is perfect
 always.  Steven died of amoebic dysentery later that summer.  Bruno still
 roams the woods of Boston, shaking his logs furiously at woodland animals.
 The barmen are still naked with no ears.

  THE END